My thoughts

        MEN'S SECRET LANGUAGES TRANSLATED 1. “I’M GOING FISHING”: Translated: I’m going to drink myself stupid and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand while the fish swim by in complete safety.” ... 2. “IT’S A GUY THING” Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” 3. “CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?” Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?” 4. “UH HUH, SURE, HONEY,” or, “YES, DEAR.” Translated: (Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.) 5. “IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN” Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest.” 6. “I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST . . . I JUST HAVE LOTS OF THINGS ON MY MIND.” Translated: “Is that woman over there wearing a bra?” 7. “TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.” Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.” 8. “THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.” Translated: “Are you still talking?” 9. “YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.” Translate